I was typing away today when I received a random text from an Indiana area code saying "Who is this?"
I have never seen this number before, but I thought it was possible that I had sent an accidental text the night before, so I replied "Jade, who's this?" as is the custom in such situations.
Stranger: "Brandon. I go to Columbus North High School. How old r u?"
Me: "I'm a grown woman in Boston. Why do u have my number?"
Stranger: "It just popped up. Im a teacher at North. Send me a pic. Have u ever tried anal?"
If you want his number, email me, just in case you want to let him know how much his advances are appreciated with pics of pigs fucking or human excrement.