Thursday, October 18, 2007

I've got to stop biting the inside of my lower lip. It gives me these huge white knobby things growing up from inside my mouth and makes me look diseased. Of course if I ever want to attract a husband, I should probably concentrate on curbing one of my many other unpleasant habits, such as compulsive spitting, picking my cuticles, and sniffing random objects like the insides of books, clothes (clean or soiled), and other people's food.

I wish someone would pay me for being awesome.

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