Today I actually did all but one of the things on my to do list. And (and!) I talked to a bunch of people I've been meaning to catch up with, and (and!) I played the guitar. This hardly ever happens.
Also, a new contender for Best Pick-Up Line Ever (by a 40-something man who makes vitamins in his basement):
"So what are you doing later? You wanna get a beer and see my vitamin lab?"
Ha. I'm so going to die alone. Ha.