Last night I went with two friends from work to ULTIMATE FIGHT NIGHT. The ULTIMATE FIGHTING was nowhere near as exhilarating as the several real fights that broke out among the macho and wasted bar patrons.
Guys were body-slammed. Guys were knocked out. Guys picked their girlfriends up and carried them away from the brawling. Security came and were dragged into the fight. The cops came and the fight was moved out into another part of the bar. This went on for several minutes. I and my friend Mallory stood right there, feet away, and we couldn't stop laughing.
Some people forget they're not on TV.